Packing it in

Who accumulated all this crap? I'm sure it wasn't me. I haven't had enough money to buy all of it. Perhaps it was the cat. He's been looking shifty lately. And I'm amazed at the crap that I've kept over the years. On the other hand, I've been able to shred a bunch to use as packing material.
Everything is an absolute cluster. All this crap is going down at work and I'm getting calls all the time. Of course, my boss expects my assistant to be able to run the place when I'm not there, but since he doesn't seem to be aware that my assistant's head is so far up his own ass he can't do much of anything. Plus, I've been given a new assistant and I keep hearing from her as well. This just isn't what I expected my vacation to be.
This cleaning thing is completely overrated, too. And to top it all off, my parents are on their way to help. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm glad they are coming to help, it takes a load off my mind, but I've had to pack/hide some of my toys in advance. Now I really don't have anything to help me take the edge off. At least I still have alcohol. It is almost time to hit the margaritas.
Just to give everyone a heads up, (and by everyone I mean the two or three people who actually read this damn thing) I'm going to without access for a few days and therefore unable to update. I am trying to be better about posting more often, but there will be a lag for a few days. I'm thinking mid-next week.